Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me

Carl reads recent headlines to our panelists, they have to pick which ones are real.

More questions for the panel: Nothing Compares to Newt.

Carl reads three news-related limericks: Coming Out of Their Shells, Blame It on Fido, and A Fridge with Personality.

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

Carl reads three quotes from the week's news: New Hampshire News, A Sweet Goes Sour, and A New Baby State of Mind.

Our panelists predict what Rupert Murdoch will accidentally reveal now that he's on Twitter.

Our panelists answer questions about the week's news: Pepsi unleashes the Deadly Mountain Dew Defense.

Our panelists tell three stories about the rise of the nerds.

Carl reads three news-related limericks: A Macho Crustacean; Geezer Suits; Good Things Come to Sassy Kids

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.